Who is more of a loser: Kirk Van Houten or George Costanza?

It'd have to be Kirk Van Houten, George Costanza landed a job with the New York Yankees, Kirk worked in a cracker factory, well he did until he lost his job for losing his wife because the cracker business is a "Family" business. George Castanza slept witha fair few women in the course of Seinfeld, Kirk lost his wife to an American Gladiator. In fact the only thing in Kirks favour is 20 years after he first appeared on TV he's still the same age.