This one is so daft I just howled?

A guy was so tired of being broke and miserable in his marriage that he decided to take out a large insurance policy on his wife and have her bumped off. A "friend of a friend" put him in touch with "Artie" a rather nefarious character in the local underworld. "Artie" said his price for doing the deed was $5,000. The guy said he was happy to pay this but "Artie" would have to wait until the insurancce paid out. Artie insisted on some payment up front, the guy opened his wallet and revealed only $1, Artie rolled his eye's but took the dollar as down payment. A week later "Artie followed her to the local "Publix" market and surprised her in the produce department where he strangled her. Just as he finished the manager came upon the scene and "Artie" not wanting to leave any witnesses decided to strangle him too. Unfortunately for him te whole scene was captured on the stores CCTV. After intense questioning he confessed to the whole plan and that is the reason the for following headline